Here's Your Sign

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all smart enough that we didn't need all the warning labels on products these days? Like the hairdryer label that warns you "do not use while bathing"? For those of us who like to get wet and dry at the same time repeatedly!


Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

The golf carts on the course I worked at have warning labels saying, "Not for highway use."

I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said "No purchase necessary - Details Inside."

Seen on a container of salt:Warning: High in sodium.

On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."

There is also a stroller on the market with the warning, "Remove child before folding."

I saw a car ad depicting cars driving in the water with fins like sharks. At the end of the ad in small letters it read: "Caution, do not drive underwater"